I feel like I'm in dance class right now
for on dont try to tell me you love me after three weeks of talking, for two if you are going to do that stay away from the song lyrics to a very good country song that you happened to ruin by using it, and for three erase my number im fuckin your sister now
I'm so excited for this wedding, I feel like a school girl about to get finger launched on the dance floor at the sadie hawkins dance
he aplogized for the shitty sex and called me "ma'am" when he did it. And he wants redemption sex. Gah I love southern gentlemen.
the only thing i remember last nigh is talking to some chick for thirty minutes about cheese.
Not exactly sure why you felt the need to get the halloween decorations out. But waking up to 7 carved pumpkins really scares the shit out of you.
It's been two days. My balls feel like watermelons.
Apparently he's into classy girls that wear sweaters and don't throw up on him when they go out.
If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
A beer is a heart your wish makes!!!
It is very possible that having sex with you just now just got me into Yale
I just had sex in the men's bathroom of a Chinese buffet...
YOU ARE MY HERO
Just saw a man downtown with a cat just riding on his shoulder like a furry parrot. He may be homeless, but I think he's your soul mate.
I offered to give him "road head" while he played GTA 5. I think he will be more optimistic about date night in the future.
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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