I think I just saw the travelocity gnome in leather chaps.
Steve is enlightening me on how and why u put gerbils up your ass
i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
She says she'll teach me how to make her squirt tonight so yea, I'm bailing again. I'm not sayin sorry since you don't have a better offer.
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
so how does soaking flintstones gummy vitamins in vodka not make perfect sense
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
I just had a dream that I was pulling you around downtown on a sled, from bar to bar. Dear lord if we start that there's no hope for us
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
If I had a dollar for every time i woke up screaming for my pants i"d have enough money to buy all the beer I stole last night.
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
This hangover is so bad, we are pregaming Chinese food with pizza.
Come get your sister, she's waving a shoe about and threatened to "teabag the Shit" out of the doorman because she can't check the shoe in.
I want to respect them as people, but really I just want to have sex with them.
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