I have a masturbator in my 5th grade class. the teacher told me ever since they caught him humping the desk in 2nd grade, they haven't been able to control him. he's even on medication but he will just do it in class
Spotted on freeway- girl in ford focus takes a hit from a 7 inch pipe while knee driving. She winked at me. I want her life.
im pretty sure i just dented her unborn child.
I wish "capable of destroying an innocent girl's life" is something I could put on my resume
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
so yeah i told her you were going to become a doctor and the first thing she said was "i still don't want to fuck him". i tried.
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
Oh my god please beg your father to turn the car around so you can possibly get laid by a knight at medieval times.
Going out so taking the 2nd 1/2 of beer w/ me ont'tube in a Pringles tube. I give money to people on the street that have more self respect.
Ok so now that we've actually had sex do I get the last name or are u really witness protection status?
I had to ask him for a dick pic. Do you know how refreshing that was?
It was really strange. I feel like I had sex with a synchronized swimmer.
He got you flowers. How bad can the sex really be?
Everything is covered in gelatin and pam cooking spray. Jesus be a shield.
i think im in europe. pls send help
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