if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
He's 11. You dont draw dicks on 11 year olds, i dont care if he ate your lasagna
Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
I need to stop smoking. I just talked to corn.
Tonights drinking will be celebratory and victorious. Picture the end of The Mighty Ducks set to beer.
I don't see how I managed to fuck up so much shit in an hour and a half..
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
The last thing I remember from that party was me shouting "hold my feet I'm going in strapped like Rambo"
Don't be surprised if I hand out mini dildos on Halloween
I've been there a week.. I'd rather all my coworkers not know that I'm already sleeping with my boss.
Whatever, you're gonna have to break it to mom that the reason I was so drunk at Christmas dinner is because she wouldn't stop asking me why I don't have a boyfriend
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
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