dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
That's why they call him "the cheesegrater".
He told me that a camel appeared out of nowhere and it told him to quit smoking...
Send me the video of myself under the polar bear skin. It's important.
I was mixing candy canes and coors light and was in a great place.
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
He's tweaking out . If he's on fucking bathsalts and eats my face like a chalupa pull the plug. I don't want to live with no fucking face. Pull. The. Plug.
i keep seeing little orange spots im starting to freak out
you tried mixing adderall in your visine last night..
As long as you keep bringing fries home, i'll keep being naked when you get home
Sooo, my mother is snoring, my ex is sexting me, the guy I'm having an affair with is sending me dick pics, and all I want to do is sleep!
I haven't felt more like a college student than when I woke up this morning naked with my sociology textbook in front of me and my bong in my left hand.
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
The shower rod just came down while I was pooping. I caught it though and the curtain stayed on, so I'm not sure if it's a good or bad omen for the rest of my day
And he put his penis in my face and I back handed it away.
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