If she's not going to maintain the upkeep of her vag then I'm not going to pay the rent of being her boyfriend
I'm at a Rock of Love themed party. New high? New low? I can't tell.
Wait. Scratch that. It's not themed. These girls are just sluts.
I'm on a mission to free the leash kids. Like liberating the Israelites from Egypt. Only better.
i was concerned for your health after you took your "last shot" four times...
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I am the poster child for what not to do during sex. Soon they will be calling an undesired position after me
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
He burnt a smiley face into the screen with a cigarette, peed in my tub and then tried to take off his pants. tried...
He's freaking out just because my cat licked his balls while he was fucking me
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I told him to pick up the beer can he threw in front of the police station. So he gets out chugs whatever's left and throws it back and says ok let's go.
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
After fooling around at the hotel til dawn, I managed to feed her with my free buffet passes. Tastes like sweet victory.
We got stoned and took selfies with the most perfect lawn
Awesome. I did a rain go away dance. And it went away. Nbd just cotrollin the weather with my mind and sweet dance moves
I am not a whore. I just wanted casual drinking, monogamous sex and occasional McDonald's runs.
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