doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
And now I'm afraid that I'm a pornographic eater.
the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
Vibrator and massage oils got stopped at security. Super.
i dont need a football game to get drunk and yell at my tv
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
Are you still crying. What are you doing. Have 10 shots of tequila.
What wine did you feed Jack? Might not want to waste the good stuff on kitties. Kitties only get box wine.
Flacco has been sacked like 7 times. His name also auto corrects to Flaccid. That's so sad
I didn't even have pants on and you think I had an agenda
You dropped my mother on the dance floor. She has a concussion. You didn't apologize. Don't speak to me for a while.
Captain and coke. And it's not drinking alone cuz i have a dog
I'm so drunk and angry about the Michigan game the fact of my relationship being over doesn't matter
Don't take a pillow from my bed. You don't know which ones of them my vagina has been on
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