Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
I just saw a girl walking home wearing a tshirt, boxers, and cowboy boots. Thanks for having the decency to drive me to my car.
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
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someone just laughed at me while i'm laying on the floor waiting for the bus. like they've never been hungover.
I miss my brother. He would have fucked the fat girl for me.
I told you I would
I wouldnt do that to you. You're my actual friend
Note to self: Don't go home with a recent divorcee. Semen and tears.
I've shit my pants 4 times in 12 hours... Never trust a fart when u pass 30
I paid off a credit card today. And I was tested negative for HIV. AND I did laundry. Honestly, I'm most excited about the laundry.
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I'm pretty sure the Jahovah's witness only came to our door because the front says "Twerk Or Treat"
And then I went through the chix filet drive through for breakfast in all my republican post sex glory
you don't go into accounting for the pussy....
I remember 2 things. 1. Hanging through the window. 2. And she needing a bucket to puke in. That’s all. I have no other memory.
he's spending the night tonight. if i can walk straight tomorrow i'll be pissed.
Got everyone out of my house, somehow managed to put all my lawn furniture back, puked in my sink, and cleaned it up all while black out drunk before my parents came home. Successful night.
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