the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
You're being dramatic. You can calm down, or you can piss off. Either way, I ate your burrito.
I actually took a sword out of your hands. You were samurai slashing lemons to make chasers.
That awesome feeling when you are pooping on the same toilet that nobel laureates have pooped on
i have officially banned the recreational use of bayonets.
Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
I just want to trick people into going on dates with me so they can bring back to their houses and let me use their wifi.
Saved a second guy who was crying/on the verge of wigging out. Just call me the drug whisperer.
Dollars spent: $83, Girls kissed: 4, Girls slept with:2, Girls currently making me breakfast: 1, Fucks given: 0
somehow I wound up on the floor crying about his beard. then telling everyone I'd give him a "lesbian blowjob".
If you find out what that means, show me.
I am so horny. It's like all the stress of finals week has relocated to my vagina.
So if your sore it's because you tried to tackle a tree last night. When I told you at the party, you said "What do you expect, I'm an athlete!"
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