Who said anything about talking that was a booty call
No idea how I passed that sobriety test.
It's always a relief to be able to look at some one, and remind yourself that there IS some one who gets laid less then yourself.
he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
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you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
i must of done something right to please the booty call gods. . . maybe fucking that fat chick?
With the amount of g's you put on going I'm gonna guess you're drinking alone again
I just want to have weird supply closet sex with him... and then I'll be all set. Fired, but all set.
He's going to let me keep his bowl in my car. Does that make us Facebook official?
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I was talking to another guy at the bar last night and all of a sudden a flying piece of Sausage lands on my boobs. Then I hear my boyfriend yell, "just marking my territory."
I solemnly swear I will not get your boyfriend puke in public drunk again
my new game is to try to use the phrase "explosion in your mouth". as much as possible on tinder.
Stay home. Ain't nothing out in these mean streets but plan b and regret
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
I know her cup size but not her name....
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