Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
just fyi, hangover + ice skates = really bad idea
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
this is really not the time to pretend we have morals
Based on the pics I have taken of hookups while they were passed out or sleeping, I have scientifically concluded that no two vagina lips are the same. They are like snowflakes.
I would convert to being a Republican and Mormon just to sleep with Romney's sons. The things I would to do them.
I just realized I'm the burger in your burger and steak anology. Very disconcerting.
Oh! You were the one walking around cradling the bottle of Fireball all night!
Is it bad i hate my job so much I'm actively trying to get fired tonight by drinking all the booze we have so I don't have to show up for my double tomorrow. Four mango vodkas later I have decided I'm a better server drunk.
How much do souls cost? I feel like I need one if those.
blue gatorade loses no color upon regurgitation
You were supposed to catch herpes, not feelings!!!
I use my feet as sexual weapons
i have paint on my face i'm missing my earrings, there's a bag of rice in my room, and i have a purse full of monopoly pieces
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