Yea went to the bars and he called me 2 hours later with random people saying he is at a place that i don't think exists
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
Just facebooked the guy whose name you're yelling in there. So you're aware, his interests include "swearing at babies" and "Ice luge"
i found the one person in the world who takes longer to cum than i do... mutual dissatisfaction is probably not the best foundation for a relationship.
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You're going to the beach with me so we can have beach sex whether you like it or not. Get over it. Kthx.
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
Get you some cowboy.
In that sentence you are the cowboy. That is not saying you should get a cowboy for yourself.
I forgot that places existed where drinking on Sunday is frowned upon. It's just so unreasonable.
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Just figured out my hair is long enough to tie my wrists together. . .get over here NOW!
Did I send you a naked snap the other day with a fat blunt in my mouth with the caption "$1200 bitches!" ?
I think our maternal nature is best focused on grown ass men and cats.
I NEED A MOM FRIEND. NOW.
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
I like to make sure they know it's casual by giving then a high five after sex
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