I wish I could google chicago male strippers on my work computer but I don't feel like talking to HR today
i just picked a peanut m&m up off the floor. with my toes. and then proceeded to eat it.
so, i drunkenly called my religious roomie because i was lost and told her if she couldn't come find me, jesus would condemn her to hell for not leading me to the light .. too much?
I would have been "that girl" at the party last night if it wasn't for that girl who puked in the potted plant...
10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
Cognac is not meant to be taken in shots. I just wanted you to know the desperation of last night.
This is probably the only time in my life I'm going to be able to say I'm going to the hospital too smoke weed and play Mario kart.
About to go out with the girl of my dreams tonight. I am looking at one of her hottest fb pics, to practice not looking at her huge tits.
how many ponies have to be on my pajama pants to convince him im gay?
i think we need a new approach.
I don't know. I'm drunk and dressed as a pirate but ill do the math tomorrow morning.
Idk woke up on the suite in someone else's clothing and actually broke my ankle
Yeah, sometimes it takes a while to realize, wow you kind of suck and not in the fun way
Just boned her on my desk. on top of my term paper. take that professor dipshit
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