She got kicked off the plane and spent the last four hours in a holding cell with the feds.
but she's really nice
flash back: i gave smirnoff to a group of children at walmart
He felt like a one man threesome
I feel like after all he sees, the dog needs to get baptized.
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New rule during sex: if it causes you to take your rings off, don't do it.
We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
I'm tangled in a fishing net down at the harbor. This has nothing to do with Captain Morgan. Bring wirecutters.
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
his version of basketball was throwing hot sauce packets down my cleavage at taco bell at 2 am with his buddy.the cashier kept score
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Just remember, if we get caught, you're deaf and I don't speak English.
Update: I may or may not be in a cult
Update #2: I may or may not be the leader of said cult
I spent a good part of the night in a bear hat claiming I'd changed spieces
We used to bone, but now she's my life coach.
he kissed both of us goodnight when we dropped him off...I didn't know if I was more offended or impressed
I'm glad you got documented proof of my stupidity with a head full of nitrous
Hahaha and I'm glad you are doing whip its at a childrens basketball game
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