What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
Turns out I'm like the Wayne Gretzky of hiding cum. Who knew?
The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
my dad brought home flowers.. so i started talking to them
I feel like I spend my weeks apologizing for my weekends.
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
Found a Safeway Deli Sandwich in the shower this morning... Perhaps the 9th beer was unnecessary.
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
NOT EVEN KIDDING RIGHT NOW. THE GUY IN THE SPIDERMAN COSTUME JUST FELL OFF THE ROOF INTO A BABY POOL. GET HERE NOW!!
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
I feel like I grabbed someones dick last night, & if I didn't I'll be disappointed in myself
I just discovered I can sober up while teaching class
Are you saying being a wizard and going to hogwarts wouldn't be life changing, believe in magic you fucking muggle
Soooo you know how I said I was trying to be a rational adult? Well that led to me fucking a rational adult today.
He forgot how to sit. we had to pick him up and set him down.
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