OH MY GOD! I just remembered how we ended our bar time last night: picking up and drinking random drinks that ppl had left. wtf is wrong with us?! that's so ghetto!
No. You're kidding.
I am not. I wish I were. I speak the truth.
Reason #84 I'm on my way to becoming a crazy cat lady: I called the police last night because I heard a noise and the cats were acting funny like they were trying to tell me something. The 3rd time the dispatcher repeated "the cats are acting funny?" I yelled and told her to have an officer ask the cats what happened.
She had a boyfriend but was all over this drunk guy that she just met..she said she loved him and then puked all over him.
we found you outside the hotel room sleeping with a note next to you that said " we made sure you were comfortable, hope your friends come back soon"
A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
Is it wrong that I want to do a nude photo shoot with nothing but a light saber?
I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
orgy was averted by karaoke, thank god
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
I forgot what I was gonna say, but I'm pretty excited to not be pregnant.
Did we actually play with swords last night or did I dream that?
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
But I think I successfully seduced her with my alias.
Randomize
