Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
i just got painted green i'm not about to leave for anything
I was cleaning out my bag and I found some xanax wrapped in plastic with a note that said "use in case of emergency"
I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
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were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
Apparently, I woke him up at 4AM, and yelled "you're mad because we don't have sex," while grabbing his dick. Then immediately fell back asleep, dick in hand.
Can't show you right now as we are in public and he refuses to let me photograph his penis in a bar.
He was with one girl when I went to bed, wad with another when I woke up and now he just told me he was with a 3rd in-between last night and this morning. Jesus Christ.
we've been together for three years, and i still get excited when i know i'm going to give him a blow job. it's that kind of love
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His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
Its funny that for once I get home and I'm just as high as my parents are.
She made me walk a straight line to prove i was sober enough to help carry you to the car
Knowing you it was perfect out of spite. Like. A line straighter than YOU
This is my last chance to be the first person to fall off this roof.
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
Also so weird my phone cracked after I repeatedly threw it at the ground as hard as possible
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