Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
Just bought plan B with a coupon. Told the pharmacist I like to keep it classy.
Every day you talk to me ... I literally love you more..
He said he had a gf but the monogamy was "only implied".
judging from the lines on my body they wheeled me back in a shopping cart
Tonight just feels like one of those I'm going to lose a shoe nights.
Hung over does not do it justice. I am hung like a horse over. I am hungover and over and over. I am hung, drawn and quartered fucking over. They just told me I can't keep my sunglasses on in the office. Fuck drinking with you people.
We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
Like hey, "you just spent $135k to go to a nobody law school to drive a mini van, be a dj, live in a smalllll ass apartment that smells like cats and your girlfriend fucks other guys."
The roommate asked me to make sure no one fucked in his room. And then preceded to give only me permission to fuck in his room. Had no idea who I was, just thought I was trustworthy cause I had Edward 40 hands. Felt like a Tarantino movie.
There are days when you go to throw something in your bedroom trash can and realize the only things in there are a used condom, a Lime-arita can and a muffin wrapper.
I can't take my grandparents out somewhere where I've fucked half the staff.
We grabbed as many adult diapers as we could and made a run for it.
Im just an angry damaged little elf who wanders around and tries to find drugs.
he invited me over. we listened to jazz, smoked weed, then cerebrally fucked each other over a three hour game of chess
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