I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
i have my own cum on my nose right now. don't talk to me about "embarrassed".
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
Just saw the stripper pole on the road that we threw out of the party bus last night
Yeah. It's a great diet plan tho. Just have sex every time you get hungry.
Tornado booty call.. dedication
Well it was tamer than the 4th of july when I blew that guy I met walking home from the fireworks
I am currently watching him baptize himself in a baby pool with a handle of belvedere while wearing a coral dress.
I want to have sex with him.
Kriste-san. Brian-sensai going to sleepy times acturry. Kriste-grasshopper will spend fun-fun times with Brian-sensai and glorious redbox movie tomorrow yes?
Most creative movie date proposition... ever.
You know when you meet a penis that looks like it was made out of all your hopes and dreams?
well he got me up crazy early but i got pizza for breakfast and an electric blanket to sleep with sooo he passed the one night stand test.
I'm not really sure if I peed the bed last night or if the cat was trying to get back at me for using her litter box last weekend
I'm listening to Michael Jackson while drinking vodka, alone. Honestly, l wish I could Moonwalk my way back to when I knew wtf was going on in my life.
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