i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
There is something about drinking on a golf course and getting with younger women that just really makes me feel at home.
Just watched porn on a 60 inch plasma screen TV... So that's where the clitoris is
if the best thing you can say about him is "he probably wont kill me" you may want to rethink hanging out with him
I baptized my dog in my pool last night because he snapped at my party guests, how was your night?
I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
You don't know how emotionally damaged I am from crashing into that park maintenance van. I'll never ride a bike because of it.
Well you were listening to music and having sex really loudly. How was I supposed to know you'd hear me making rocket sounds?
But you put your finger in my ass and the rest is history
He drunk texted me what I think is two snails fucking on a mushroom. Is "you sick bastard" too mild a rejection?
Of all the kinds of relationships I've had in my life, I'd have to say, lab-partner-with-benefits takes the fuckin cake
Okay, I just reached peak living alone
I ate a piece of chocolate cake while jerking off
It was kind of like hidden Mickey ears, but with dicks.
I was just seen throwin up on the bookstore building near a trashcan by parents. Naturally I throw a thumbs up and say go college
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
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