I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
Guy at red light looking at porn. I'm waiting for him to look over at me so I can shake my head and he can feel bad
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
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Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
Our new roommate is sitting in the living room wearing a snuggie and clutching a handle of burnett's mixed with what appears to be crystal light and sobbing over a documentary about a dead race horse.
I know. Isn't she utterly fantastic?
Someone woke me up and gave me a sprite and some pills. I put them in my belly button. Trust no one.
Whoever was the last to get in from the chinese firedrill had to pay the dealer.
Hey it happens. Think of it this way- you didn't wake up in jail, your face wasn't inexplicably busted and you still have all your teeth. In this group of friends, you're on top!
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Using our apartments online floor/space planner to see how many beer pong tables we can fit. Dont think they had this in mind when they put this thing online.
Probably not lol but were fitting as many as possible
Well THAT'S the last time I buy beer and baby wipes in the same Walmart run ... just wanted to shout I USE THEM TO REMOVE MY MAKEUP, YOU ASSHOLES
I just fell in love with a beard, the guy it's attached to isn't great but I think I'm going to take one for the team
I AM BEING ACCOSTED BY A HUMMING BIRD
I AM IN MILD DISTRESS
She was sitting on the couch in his tux jacket...no pants, eating cold vegetable lasagna. Yet I'm the weirdo?
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
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