There comes a time in every man's life where he has to shit in a catbox to prove a point.
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
the only time i'm productive on weed is when i drink.
he went up stairs with nothing on but calvin klein's and an eskimo hat, said hi to her dad, got a doughnut, and left like it was an everyday thing
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He's more than prepared to help us move. Dude brought sunscreen, cans of Coke, and Captain Morgan.
It's amazing I mean I blew that senator just for him to deny me marriage.... Politics suck and he swallowed!
She was throwing my stuff away and then before I knew it she was sucking my dick. It was like some fucked up sour patch kids commercial
Should I go sleeveless of strapless?
Hmmm, it doesn't matter. You're gonna be topless by the end of it.
Woke up on the couch with one cowboy boot on and a hat over my crotch. God bless texas.
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I'm so hungover I can't taste anything
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
They should make eskimo sister bracelets. OMG WE NEED BRACELETS WITH IGLOOS ON THEM.
I would drive 12 hours round trip for you to have an orgasm, cause that's friendship
All I can remember from last night was eating nutella and touching myself to Weird Science.
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
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