you keep denying me to hang out, should i take a hint?
you keep asking me after midnight, should i take a hint?
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
I think im gonna have to stop sexting on the metra. The middle aged businessman behind me just leaned over and whispered 'dirty girl' and highfived his seatmate.
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
We defiantly won best dressed in the ER tonight
In honor of the internet blackout, I think everyone needs to change their Facebook pictures to ones of them being blacked out.
Want to come over and play therapist and then fuck all the emotion away?
Sometimes I think I'm witty and funny, and then I realize it 3pm and I'm drunk
Did I really make him pull over to give the homeless guy my bra?
How do you say happy birthday to someone you fuck occasionally that almost got you arrested? Like what do I text.
I'm done, I have no more memes or ways to ask for nudes, so yeah
Sooo I ended up ugly crying at the drive thru window at 10 pm last night....how was your valentine's day?
Well what did you order
Either it didn’t do much damage or I’ve lost all feeling in my asshole
I always know im high when I can't remember how to pee.
His wife found the thong I “forgot” in his glovebox
Randomize
