All of his creepy stalker friends want you too
i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
his mom called while we were having sex and asked if we could finish in his brothers room because her ceiling fan was about to fall on her bed
I made a bet with her that she would show me her tits if I finished my beer. Only on spring break.
I LOVE DRINKING BOOZE OUT OF A FUCKING LAMP
Ok in all seriousness. Alcohol intake is now restricted for me. I found handcuffs in my trunk.
yeah but think of how much more hungover we'd be if we didn't steal those cookies
I've come to the conclusion that Jesus and 2013 are haters.
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
I'm smoking in a kimono on the couch. Bring me gin.
Get off the floor, put away the cookie dough, get ur shit together Scott.
You burped in your shoe and whispered 'you're mine now'
Threw up on break at work. That brings our collective tally to 9 times. We can never drink like that on a monday again
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
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