a queef is a wish your heart makes.
it was like the sexual equivalent of when Wilson fell off the raft and floated away
If we have to be apart I understand. Being separated is probably best for our relationship now. I look forward to our booty calls.
She was that classic mixture between "Hell no" and "Why the fuck not."
he was fingering me, then looked down and said "i like your socks"
Dude they even gave me free lube for being tested! Best. Hiv test. EVER.
If one more "stranger" walks up to me at the bar and asks how I have been, I am going to rehab.
Its not that hard, just find a girl reading 50 shades of grey and point her my way
guy next to me on the train just pulled out two bottles of gin and a block of cheddar. is slowly making his way through all of them.
The Universe is CLEARLY playing a bad joke on your sex life
You just get me....like our souls are boning in the spirit world
What the hell happened to my hand?
Well, you got in a fight with a cabbie while jaywalking, but we got you to walk away. The problem was 80 blocks away, when you punched a parked taxi for "running you over".
Yes. I masterbate to Harry Potter. It's what our generation does.
I think I just read the whole internet. Front to back.
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
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