Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
just did a line in a complete hula outfit off a chick in a devil costume. do you think hell will be this good?
Please stop trying to convince people that you're retarded and I suck your dick in the same conversation.
Um of course I blew him. He brought me a shamrock shake. It was two o’clock in the morning on St. Patrick’s Day. There was no smoother move basically. He totally earned that head.
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thats because you have standards... and i have a thing for guys that give me free drugs.
He just walked from his house to mine. Walked in and asked for a hug and then left.. And he's sober.
I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
I really just want to eat 20 mcnuggets and slap everyone with the box when I'm done.
I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
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right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
Dislocated my knee during sex, popped it back in and kept going. Then got simpathy chipotle out of it too.
being broke is really keeping my alcoholism in check
Guess who won a basket of sex toys in front of his parents, aunts, uncles, sister, and cousin...
Just found a handle of Tito's in my TV stand
Can't recall when I put that there, but let's goooo
Maybe I’ll just go to the party as myself
What, a homewrecker?
Touché
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