Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
hey soul. what's that? you, dignity and pride are left for the night? coulda told me that before i vomited all over my mother.
just peed in the tub, threw it on Megan.. she threw more back, I got out and threw toilet water on her.. forecast for tomorrow? pink eye.
but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
i'm about to rub a glazed donut on my face just so it feels like you're here
Your lack of great college experience of margaritas and foam parties scares me
Just watched a guy puke off his bike. Beyond impressed. He didn't even swerve
It was just a friend comforting a friend. Except his penis was inside of me.
I do have a life. It just consists of making scarves and chesse straws now
I dreamt of sea otters and your boobs. My two favorite things.
But if I live with you I'll help pay rent. Only if you promise no 50 shades of what the fuck internet hookups
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
She gave me a job then fed me cheesecake in bed. She's a keeper!
You're a FUCKING ASSHOLE. Love mom
I have post one night stand depression
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