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Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
mom just called and i was mid bong hit but i answered anyways coughing and sounding rough she the apologized for waking her little angel up. its 2PM
How did currency from Costa Rica make it's way into my wallet...?
You were wasted and fell in a pond when you met him, it's not like you were on top of your game
plan d- we get drunk, go see that Justin Bieber movie and freak out 13 year old girls.
Texas State Troopers call you ma'am even when they arrest you for public nudity and after you've puked on their cruiser. Country boys raised right.
Look, all I can tell ya is I want to drink wine out of a bottle while you eat me. It would be the most fantastic end to finals week. Maybe ever.
He sent me a snapchat of him singing wrecking ball. Guess what the wrecking ball was. Hint: he literally came.
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
just saw a kid get pissed on buy a tiger at the zoo. His dad is rofling and the kid is crying. I think I have to go make a new friend
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.
If I don't answer right away it's because I took an Adderall and the fridge needs cleaned.
I was having a dream that I was swimming in a pool filled with melted chocolate but woke up to find I had poured chocolate milk all over my body
They were shocked that I could handle my liquor so well. I'm half Irish and half Russian. This is what I'm made for
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