Got a toothbrush?
Hey its my first time.
I think you mean "it's my first time"
Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
he said i was chugging vodka in the parking lot, gave my # to a married man, started a food fight, and passed out at the bar. how could he NOT consider that a good first date???
My dad told me my only assignment from now til graduation is to not die. it's a legit concern for him.
you fucked my boyfriend. margarita girls night will not fix this.
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
I cut myself stripping on your car. Probably a profession I shouldn't pursue
Proudest moment of my life. Just watched a guy walk into the side of a car because I winked at him. Love these yoga pants and my hair. Fuck yes. His mouth was hanging open.
She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
I feel like we have a good system here turning our sketchy decisions into great stories.
once he tried to wake me up from my hangover nap to have sex, that's when things went downhill. he had to go.
You faceplanted on the railroad tracks and when I tried to tell you to get up, you told me you were "taking a quick breather"
annnnd thats why you don't tip your waiter by flashing them
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