im pretty sure i tried to attack the vending machine last night
lol who won
well im in the hospital right now so u tell me
i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
But why is there no point in liking him? Does he have herpes? Is he married? Is he gay? Did he get his penis chopped off in a freak accident? If the answer is no to all of the above, then he is fair game
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
It's 9:30am and I've already blown three loads. Reason #101 I love 25 year old girls.
I have glow sticks stuck to my boobs and a missed call from the 911. I'd say last night was a success.
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
If you see my mugshot on the news tomorrow, its not what you think
I hit a child with a fudge sickle from a moving vehicle after he flipped me off, I feel like a God. Tell no one. My partner didn't see it.
I just tried to order ice cream on my bagel. I think I should just call it
How many times have we said we'd stop taking Jell-O shots with strangers?
He claimed he was the best ass eater of the south. He was right.
I've decided to take one for the team and bang the landlady for lower rent.
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