I'm watching harry potter...good thing I already know I'm gay
accomplished twins. life is a go
So she said she wears a diaper when she's on her period and I'm not going to lie, I kind of want to see the diaper.
I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.
Im shirtless eating a burrito. How urgent is this?
tried to order jimmy johns from the ER last night, the nurses did nottt approve
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
Btw before you ask, the dr said there's no way shoving his dick that far down my throat is why i got laryngitis
Fell twice in five points. on my face. literally during a cross walk. The cars just went around me. 21st birthday memories right there
Can we just talk about how the only thing I have on my camera from this weekend is a video of you putting your whole fist in your mouth hahahha
and then I said "oh, I see the price of Plan B has gone up". and the pharmacist looked at me very sadly. I was just trying to make conversation.
I stole $10 from the guy I hooked up with last night.Not sure why but it was definitely more satisfying.
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
Had phone sex with my boss who I still haven’t seen in person. How’s your Monday ?
I came twice and when I was done I petted his head and said "you did good kid you did good" and just laid back smiling. Tell me I'm not awesome.
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