the ugly redhead just came into the bar, wearing a sombrero...by herself... who is going to tell her that its not cool to throw themed parties when you're the only guest?
I told her I had to go to work this morning, got fully dressed in a suit, walked her out, drove around the block, parked, and walked right back in my apt and went back to sleep..
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
battery dying...get laid and text me after...or during...its whatever.
They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
Bible prof is the guy I made out with at the gay bar on the fourth. He doesn't remember.
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
i don't knpow whats goin on i think theyre sacrificeing me to th tequila gods
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
So apparently when I'm drunk and want water I pant like a dog and expect to have water given to me..
He's such a neat freak that he started making the bed while I was still laying on it naked. He succeed in case you were wondering.
public service announcement: beginning at 10pm please text me at half hour intervals reminding me to keep my legs shut tonight. Note, this is not a drill.
I can't be sure but I think I slept with a clown last night...
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
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