It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
I swear she didn't look like that last week.
Dude, the girl i fucked last night left wearing my high school musical shirt you bought me. she also left her panties here though.
The one with Zac Efrons face on it? You definitely got the short in of the stick. i'd rather have the shirt
fuck. yeah me too. i don't even think these panties would fit me
Who tried to make mustard cubes with the ice cube tray?
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
he thinks the dog can do a keg stand. i will let you know how it turns out
I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
Well, I found my bra. It's in my glove compartment with a half-eaten Snickers bar and a Jesus bookmark.
I broke my arm trying to do a hand stand in my shower to wash the hate out of my asshole.
Told my brother the truth how I meet her...I grabbed the first thing I could when the cops came. 10 months later we are engaged.
If there's one thing i learned from edward 40hands is that i couldnt handle life with bottles for hands
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
First of all she starred talking about God which immediately killed my buzz
Just filed for child support I hope he gets the paperwork on Father's Day
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