paul mccartney is starting to look like angela lansbury
His moose knuckle keeps winkin at me
I was totally willing to let her keep giving me blowjobs as long as she didn't think we were in a relationship.
I just saw the list where the U.S. doesn't even rank in the top 10 in drinking countries. I know its Tuesday but....its for America
he just left. I blew him in my kitchen while my parents slept down the hall. Welcome back home!
He is the Donovan McNabb of stuff up his ass. Tell me that tomorrow. Too high to remember.
He brought Stephanie home from the black light party. Apparently he has night vision beer goggles
Somewhere along the night we ended up at a food lion giving jello shots to high school girls.
some fat dude with wolverine facial hair just walked out of your room with a snuggie. explanation needed.
and he's drinking a bud lime in his profile pic meaning i can out drink him, meaning i would clearly be the alpha in our relationship
For only eating leftover pizza for breakfast today, you sure do have a lot to vomit up...
He asked her to marry him and she said yes. There is NO WAY she knows about his penchant for wearing lingerie.
Holy. Fuck. This mans mouth is magical. I love married men. I don't have to teach them.
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
Just ignore the penis. It's won't bother you. I promise.
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