What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
Yes but from my experience being high around your own baby makes you feel like the worst kind of mom
How do I go about messaging a girl on a dating site whose little sister I've had a three some with...?
I'm shaved like a Brazilian hooker right now.
I have the flu.
I don't give a shit
I'm a complete klutz, especially when I get excited. I pee a lot too. I'm like a puppy except I don't pee in the floor.
Bar selfie Saturday turned into bar nudie Saturday in a hurry. I need to delete my snapchat...
He went snooping and now he's all intimidated by my super amazing box of sexy time toys.
Please stop calling it that.
I totally straight up jacked your pants. I am so sorry.
He was so drunk and proud of his 6-month-gym-results he actually made me touch his whole naked body.
Paige is home safe.
Actually, she's here now, punching me in the face. You should've kept her keys.
Just had a med school interview with that doctor I fucked in college. He remembered. Asked if I still have my nipple rings. Overall, I think it went well.
I was the oldest, shortest, and soberest at the New Years party last night. My life sucks
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