Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
By the grace of god and the ingenuity of Alexander Graham Bell, this text message is made possibe: YOU ARE A WHORE
This guy just brought his piggy bank into the bar with him. Talk about corruption of childhood.
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
theres 5 guys on the side of the road with beads and their shirts off screaming at cars already.
I think god is proud of me so he is rewarding me in discounted wine
i get the sense she is planing new and exciting ways to physically harm me during sex
CHEMICAL ENGINEER. God my mom would be so proud of me.
I have to confess something, I may or may not have knocked on your window at 2:30 am while balancing on some guys hands. We found tequila.
If I make it home without being sick in this captain's hat it will be a fucking miracle.
I'm deleting Tinder. I got there he rubbed my back and then proceeded to jerk off on me.
One minute I'm going home the next I'm getting railed on the back 9.
i don't know what happened one minute im stumbling home drunk and the next im drinking pabst and smoking with a french guy ive never met named hugo.
The fact he has had a girlfriend for 5 years and they are trying to work it out isn’t going to stop me from sleeping with him. He said it himself you can’t cheat on someone you love...
I’m glad they have a happy marriage but why do they have to inflict it on the rest of us?
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