She wouldn't go home with me cause I forgot her name. I didn't realize it would matter after she danced with her vagina on my face
He got thrown out for leaning over the bar topless and pouring himself some beer while singing the james bond song
Time for jim to play the "dont seriously consider pooping in the trash" game
So what do normal people wear to parties? Normal meaning not you.
You wear an inflatable farm animal to TWO THEMED PARTIES and I never get to hear the end of it...
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I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
I walked in on him fucking my best friend. I think we've reached the point of following each other on twitter.
The cops spotted my on my walk of shame down the boardwalk and gave me a ride home. I'm starting to make a name for myself here.
the only reason I'm still sleeping with him is to get the university's secure wifi password
He told me was "pretty like the wife in some movie where the husband is a cheater." I think I'm gonna fuck him.
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She's like the sister I never had that I want to bang.
Woke up next to a half eaten Philly Cheesesteak. Honestly probably one of the top 3 things I've ever woken up next to.
Dude they are making elephants out of dollar bills. I'm way too high for this
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
I just bought two 8 Balls of Coke from the chick nurse that stitched my leg together in the ER after my bike accident last summer.
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