So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
if i ever get hit by a car or something and become paralyzed promise me youll still be here to hand feed me shots and light my bowls please
Dude I introduced the hot Russian girl to the hot Ukrainian girls. I am a UN ambassador
The staples of my diet are Labatt Blue, Xanax, and brick cheese.
I should have never moved out...
I got you a "sorry you think I'm pregnant" present
Do you think there are other mothers looking at porn in the carpool line?
I am stoned, not wearing a bra, and a woman. There is no way in fuck I am getting on a fucking bus.
Watching the series finale of Friends and crying in my Thai food. I don't like hangover Jared.
Gay?
German.
Pity.
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
I was told I look like trouble once and that was by a fireman at the sex show. I was carrying two beers and a penis pinata.
My life is in shambles. Just made a grilled cheese in the microwave on a hot dog bun
the person she was housesitting for had a christmas card from charlie sheen on the fridge so we fucked on the couch and just slept in the bed
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