we are at a mexican restaurant and the tv is playing mexican porn. dad won't stop watching.
I woke up this morning to 4 booty call texts. So i am trying to find the sign that says i like to sit on cocks so that i can take it off.
trust me, i wonder where that sign is on a daily basis.
apparently vodka and oj turns green when you throw it up
basic color theory
The Shake Weight not only toned my arms but significantly improved my hand job form and efficiency.
I still can't figure out why that's not in the commercial.
He said he's gonna start calling me "Benny" because we're "friends with bennyfits"
i've never heard her scream louder than when the koreans scored. what am i lacking in bed?
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
Thank god I didn't get free from the hospital restraints. I wouldent have lasted long drunk, startled and in an ass-less gown In D.C.
Unfortunately, the Bilbo Baggins adventure side of me that likes to go on adventures appears to be losing to the side of me that likes to smoke weed in the bathtub and watch Workaholics.
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
I woke up with what appeared to be LSD in my pocket. Know anything about this?
It's like "hey I give your roommate blowjobs twice a week, want to connect on LinkedIn?"
I don't want any of this. I just want big sausages.
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
Randomize
