Looks like an M-80 went off in a lb. of pastrami
Hey. Did u tell any1 that I use Nuvaring?
Cuz 1 of ur bf's frat bros just asked me if I wanted to "play ring toss later"
you went up to him and asked if you could have "friend sex." He looked like a 7 year old on christmas morning
Do you think flip cup during wine tasting is a bad idea? They're perfect flipping cups...
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im standing in line right now while the 711 manager calls other locations to see if they have the john cena collectors slurpee cup in stock...yep i need to get laid
Because once my penis is in motion, it stays in motion unless another force acts upon it.
Just traded a sandwich for anxiety drugs outside the club. I fuckin' LOVE this place.
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
Molly was fun. I was in a captain planet onesie in Wal-Mart talking to everyone haha
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When the hubs wants to wear his training mask during sex and pretend to be Bane you just go with it.
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
Ever since I got to LA my dream self has been having sex with way too many rabbi's.
Definitely accidentally brought drugs into Disneyland. Considering using them.
i think we sleep fucked last night...
Double-fisting ice cream and wine. Do not send help.
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