I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
If u were an xman, what would ur power be? I would shoot lasers from my boobs.
I can't be drunk. Sober yes. Drunk no. Spoonfuls
When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
thank you for reminding me that I stumbled into a public place drunk at 9am wearing a chicks pants.
No, I've only ever seen his brother's dick. So when I have lucid sex dreams, I just do a little cut and paste in my mind and stick his bro's package onto him.
The to do list extremely baked self wrote for me last night says "1. Join gym 2. Passport? 3. Join a gym" And then just a drawing of a squid
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
My mother is a bitch. She just outed me to my dad. He wants to meet you by the way...
So if he doesn't show up do we eat his birthday cake? Because I'm stoned and wrestling is on. What's the proper protocol
Mass text: You have all failed me. How have the people I loved so much let me go so long in life without ever eating a McRib sandwich?!
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
You do realize it’s only a matter of time before I have a bad day and come home with an alpaca?
He sent me the milestone first dick pic this morning, it looked like a baby's fist holding a tree trunk. I'm frightened and aroused in equal measure.
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