when I'm not with you everything just looks like crayon scribble
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
just convinced someone I was a virgin. I love when people don't know me.
just upper decked a verizon store cause they don't cover against "getting phone crushed by a keg." had to pay 175 for a new one
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there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
Mystery lines found in a Pyrex dish in the back of my pantry at 415 am. No recall as to it's origin. Unidentifiable taste. Obviously I'm doing them
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
It's like a bag of dicks covered in taint sweat pounding a pregnant baby walrus.
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Don't ask me how, but I have a squirrel in my backpack and I don't know what to do with it.
I asked him how his night was and he sent me a picture of a bottle of Ciroc with a bendy straw...
I wound up gambling on giant connect four with the bartender. I think he saw my boobs.
The fact I have to evaluate my choice between tequila and fruity pebbles is a clear image of my life right now
You know getting black out drunk at a cats birthday party should have been my lowest point drinking wise but some how I feel like last night was some how worse
I am not even ashamed to say it, I got laid in the stairwell of the hotel, by a 29 year old. It was awesome!
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