I'm watching harry potter...good thing I already know I'm gay
i may or may not have been spotted by tourists while getting head in the vicinity of the jefferson memorial
ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
i mistaked the back of her knee for her vagina
This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
How are YOU going to look? Buying 40's on Christmas eve.
Sometimes I wish I could open my skin and just take a little peek at my liver. You know, just to see if it's rotten yet or still perfect looking.
I was afraid that she would smell her boyfriend's penis on my breath while we were talking.
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
Also the McRib is back. Lets get high, dress like cowboys, and eat some McRibs.
I asked him if he wanted a pillow, and he replied "No. Batman never had pillows."
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
and eventually we just all took our pants off
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