Your brother just successfully got half the bar mostly naked
dude i just saw a topless girl trying to get into her locked car. im moving here
I tried douching with a turkey baster. Not the brightest idea.
I have decided today is drunk costume day. That is, i woke up still drunk and found costumes all over my floor. Heck yes. This is happening. Come over. Drink.
These 29 Nasty People Went To The Bathroom In Public
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
I consider myself an expert at getting drunk and embarrassing people at weddings.
My roommate says its rare that you can be tear gassed before you lose your virginity so i feel accomplished in life
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
19 People Who Had An Inappropriate Celebrity Encounter
I want to get business cards and hand them to hot guys and say " hey if you ever want to like makeout and pretend it never happened call me"
I'm confident that their children would come out as 100% authentic rats
Did you blackout Saturday before or after we had sex in a random snow bank?
Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
I don't know. I'm drunk and dressed as a pirate but ill do the math tomorrow morning.
In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.