***** fucked a guy with one hand last night
Just once id like a girl to say to me in the dracula voice, i want...to suck...your dick...
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
during a bj, his alarm went off and he said "At the buzzer"
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I just found scrambled eggs in my shower. Thanks for that, asshole.
apparently we spent 30 minutes inside that big Nike store turning all of their Duke gear inside out. for some reason the employees didn't stop us.
Mystery solved. Def had ice creme last night. There is a melted half eaten ice creme bar next to the bed. Which had melted onto my pillow. That explains why it was in my hair too. Im a fucking sherlock holmes over here.
It's not my fault you have a job and can't get drunk on Tuesday's. Don't take your frustrations out on me!
You said that when your ex gave you a blowjob her mouth was like velvet
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My penis needs a shock collar
If a handjob meant commitment I would literally touch zero dicks
Our relationship revolved around Taylor Swift albums. It's no wonder it ended so fast
she is legit trying to fuck me to death between her and work i haven't slept in 3 days and have at least 16 hours to go before sleep is a possibility. can i crash at your place she doesnt know where you live
I have finally found someone I enjoy for reasons that do not necessarily include his dick
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
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