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(609): View more from New Jersey

ive been sending my husband naked pics of my whole body from my phone..its a work phone. do you think our boss can see? if so, im either getting fired, or a raise.

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(812): View more from Indiana

Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.

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(516): View more from New York

i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.

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(618): View more from Illinois

When you went through airport security you asked if the could check if a baby was in there. That drunk.

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(254): View more from Texas

There's always the 'not have sex with the drunk girl I just met at some party' option.

(512): View more from Texas

That was the plan but Tequila showed up at the party too.

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(+44): View more from United Kingdom

I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.

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(908): View more from New Jersey

my first words to him the next morning were "do you like magic"?

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(608): View more from Wisconsin

You were peeing off the rooftop and told everyone sometimes you just gotta go

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(512): View more from Texas

rest in peace liver.

(254): View more from Texas

It was nice having you occupy space in my body that could be holding beer n chicken.

(512): View more from Texas

that's going in my livers obituary.

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