Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
I'm drinking margaritas out of a soup mug, of course I'm going to get wasted
At least you weren't that one girl in the bar that was letting everyone draw on her in sharpie. Worst decision I've ever witnessed.
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You started a dance party so that you could steal their vodka and shouted "sailors out!"
Hey if there is a better reason to go drink then "I've been fucking robbed!" I have yet to hear one. Also, I've been fucking robbed.
I think this agreement was sent by God. I get to do my own thing, get laid, and he still makes me breakfast in the morning.
Opened the apartment door and the smell of sex and weed literally slapped me across the face. Kudos.
He follows more cats on Instagram then he does girls.. That's how you know your boyfriend is whipped.
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it will be just like last year but no clogged toilets and more costumes.
I'm terrified that I'm going to have a baby with a guy who posts snapchat stories while ignoring my texts
so like
i may have gotten a little bit of blood in the charging port of my phone
I was doing good, then they gave me free shots
Highlight your past hook-ups. You've been stabbed, shot at, run over, and chased down the road...no you can't bring new bar bitch over here!
Dude she has a friend!!!!
I got so drunk last night that I was drunk in my dream. Good night
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