I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
well I washed the adderal like an idiot. the capsules broke but the beads inside were intact. so my landlady came in and caught me licking the dryer lint screen
saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
they duct taped my keg cup to my hand with my sister's phone number on it. I should be ok tonight.
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
I told your dad we had a nice lunch and hung out for awhile. It seemed more appropriate than "I had a bite of his canned chili and then we ripped each others clothes off."
"Just cut me in half. Then take half of me home. And leave the other half here. Cuz I can't see."
Is it too early to start pregaming for St. Patty's?
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
I slept awesome next to you. You're like an electric blanket that I can have morning sex with.
I felt I lost my designated buddy on a field trip when you wandered off to get high with strangers.
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
He asked if I could not say his name during sex cause he liked the girl in the apartment above me.
There are only a few things more freaky than wandering around a zoo drunk.
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