Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
i think guys can sense when i'm not wearing underwear
I'm not working tomorrow. need to take advantage of the last opportunity for weeks of morning sex.
dude, i have to cancel tonight, my neighbor just bought a goat
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he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
A guy with the name Pootie Tang winked st me and a guy that doesn't speak English messaged me. These are my choices?
What's the mantra for Sunday?
I will not have sex with him.
Oh, and one of the worst parts... his name was Mario. I fucked a Nintendo character.
"Like what guy would respond to 'let's fuck. I've got bagels'??"
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Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
We're friends with benifits... The benifits being I'm fucking her boyfriend
This guy wants me to put ice under his foreskin. What!?
Just found a note on the bed that said "Dear mittens, had to leave early I'll be back soon."
WTF? Are you mittens?
I just spent 100$ at a sex shop to make myself feel better. And I signed you up to win 200$ so if you win, it's mine. And yes I'm serious.
The shower rod just came down while I was pooping. I caught it though and the curtain stayed on, so I'm not sure if it's a good or bad omen for the rest of my day
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