im starting to measure my showers by the number of beers i drink while im in there.
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
A friday night jus isn't the same if the cops don't raid my dorm
Don't let her tell you any different. She licked the balls of my hamster for that $100. It was a group bet. She won.
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A man and his most likely hooker just bought us Taco Bell.
too late I already started a fight with someone named luscious
Had a guy offer me a shot. But he wimped out when I asked for tequila and instead ordered gummi bear shots. I don't think he has balls. I didn't stick around to find out.
I want to get "Patrick Kane" wasted tonight
I am one hundred percent down for that
Just assume that every drink in that house has alcohol in it.
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Definitely thought about throwing up in the cat box since it's not as far to the bathroom..
You give an incredible blow job. I wanted to make sure you know it was appreciated
He came on my favorite pants. He is dead to me.
I'm eating cookie dough with a tongue depressor for lunch.
Well the cops were called after the kid fell, but we saw 4 cute guys from our window while it was going down, so it wasn't all that bad.
No offense, but I don’t think I would want to see him in anything skimpier than a hazmat suit.
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