It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..
You kept saying thank you to the automatic toilet as it flushed your puke.
& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
I like that we make it a requirement to howl at the moon every time we get drunk together.
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Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
i just unblacked out cuddled in a pita pit booth with ten dollars rubberbanded to my hand.
I guess he was telling a totally normal story about being a lifeguard and I wouldn't stop screaming "THAT'S LUDICROUS" at random intervals.
I have to stop drunkenly making out with guys just because they're tall or have a beard.
You screamed "she never feeds them anyway" and threw the fish tank off the 3rd floor balcony. Don't park on our side of the building.
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Oh god our sink is a cavalcade of horrors. Brb sacrificing a goat and putting everything in the dishwasher forever
My Saturday dick is so much more impressive than my Tuesday dick.
Was she always missing a tooth or am I just now noticing it?
this old dude from the bar is giving me a ride home in a van, his bumper sticker says " don't laugh your kids could be in here" scary world ou here
The only thing I want for my birthday is a divorce from you.
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
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