i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
I sat on his lap and we shared a beer. I feel like that's an invitation to his dick.
Wheres my "thanks for using birth control effectively and not contributing to the downfall of society" card.
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
Me and two guys that I made Eskimo bros all soberly slept together in my bed
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
Well, I'm hung over and my penis hurts - two signs of success
I think you just have to raise your bang age from 40 to 50, hope dust doesn't fly out and make her say tony danza
I fell asleep while eating jimmy johns last night and then woke up at 5am and continued to eat it
I dont even know what happened i just remember waking up with beer cans outlining my body...
You better have a raging boner when I get to your house and it better be worth missing work in the morning.
You literally brought me back to life and then fucked it out of me
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