Friends don't let friends fuck ugly girls. WALK AWAY FROM HER!
are you so shy because you have an std?
Our whole friendship has just been time foreshadowing my dick in your mouth.
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
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Gin and redbull in a wine glass. They think I'm keeping my wits with a really yellow Chardonnay. Gonna get ugly after a couple.
Just got offered to exchange moonshine for manscaping services by a gay guy. I'm gonna have the smoothest back in St. Louis county.
There are eight sets of guys I've made out with who have the same name. It's like noah's ark in my mouth.
You can wear my underwear. It'll be like old times.
I'm always drunk lately
Now I'm in a game of hide and seek in Sears
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You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
Just told my mom I need money for Molly. She was not happy
I'm ordering dildos in a santa hat. You?
All I remember is receiving a lap dance to slow motion.
You showed up at 4 am holding a beer and wearing a wig you apparently found in the dumpster.
That explains some things...
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