got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
Law school is ruining my masturbation schedule.
All I need right now is some mouthwash, dignity, and security camera footage...
He just told an 8 year old to go fuck himself so we probably won't be in the butterfly exhibit much longer.
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I don't know if trying Molly for the first time before my flight was an awesome or aweful idea
The saddest thing about graduating is that we won't have free access to STI screening anymore
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
I really have to stop having sex with people I sell drugs to...it feels unprofessional
I feel like I missed the land of milk and honey and instead wound up in the land of beer and pizza. And yet, I think I'm happier here.
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Everytime I feel sad about the break up; I recall that she is a Bernie supporter and feel all better
are you drinking tonight?
I have an exam tomorrow
so yes.
sexting just seems like too much work right now.
I dont need your sympathy!!!! Just a fifth of vodka and gummy bears...lots and lots of gummy bears to take my agression out on.
Of course my parents remember you. You showed them your tits
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
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