what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
DUDE DUDE I JUST GOT TH E BEST IDEA FOR A CHILDRENS BOOK "If You Give A Girl A Blow Job"
She kept saying "I didn't do it" but she was so drunk she forgot her pee was orange from her UTI medicine.
who the fuck is that kid sitting with you...
I don't have any fucking idea. I woke up and he was there. I'm kinda creeped out.
if we break up, who will get the dealer?
My wife googled 'purchase vibrator.' Not sure if I should be excited or offended.
She thought someone was breaking in but when I said it was me she got even angrier and threw a coffee mug at my head.
You mailed him a break up letter, because you thought the "joy of receiving a letter" would ease the pain of you dumping him.
Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
Oh shit. There are penis maracas
Just found out I own a pyramid. Fuck your good grades, I'm living in my pyramid.
he threw his shirt and suit jacket out the window of the uber going home
She asked what a chaser is. I died a little inside, please come back..
I am NOT losing my v-card to a guy who doesn't know my ass from my elbow.
Randomize
