haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
Hey man sorry I got all grabby
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
The walk of shame is far, far worse on crutches.
You yelled "bananas are an excellent source of pottasium!"4 times in the middle of class. how do you not remember?
I don't even know what potassium is.
i've never smoked before...when you said wake and bake i thought you meant like a funeral bbq or something
Oh and fyi, I've been drinking and about to do free weights. I'll late you know how this goes.
In Berlin they just cured HIV with stem cells. I am hereby fucking anything that moves.
Its pretty simple actually, if she texts me either Grr or Rawr it means she is horny and wants to bone. its a perfect system
Let's just say trying to drink my weight in apple pie shots looked better in theory.
Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
I thought adderall would sober me up, but it did NOT.
Our friendship just got weirder. He snapchated me the porn he was watching.
i guess i fuck people who own bucket hats so i can't talk shit
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
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